આ માણસ જાણે મોબાઇલ થઈ ગયો

આ માણસ જાણે મોબાઇલ થઈ ગયો
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સામે કોણ છે એ જોઈને
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સ્વાર્થનાં ચશ્મા પહેરી મિત્રતાને પણ
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આજે રીટા તો કાલે ગીતા એમ
મોડેલ બદલતો થઈ ગયો
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પડોશીનુ ઊંચું મોડેલ જોઈ
જુઓને જીવ બાળતો થઈ ગયો
સાલું, થોડી રાહ જોઈ હોત તો!
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ઈનકમિંગ – આઉટ ગોઈંગ ફ્રીનાં ચક્કરમાં
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હવે શું થાય બોલો
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આ માણસ જાણે મોબાઈલ થઈ ગયો!

Its Kush Birthday Month....Enjoy........

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO KUSH

Birth Date : 12th July 2008

Good Quote

HAPPY FATHER's DAY

Dear Dad,

You are the best dad, and my best friend, Today is your day. Let's celebrate it!!

The greatest gift, I ever had, Came from God; I call him Dad!

Happy Fathers Day!

Football Comedy Show

Every relationship comes with an expiry date

"Every relationship comes with an expiry date"

How many of you have stayed in a relationship well past its due date, just because you couldn't face the music and dump his sorry ass? Practically, yes, "Every thing that begins has to come to an end."

We come up with all kinds of excuses to hang on: "He's not so bad... It's better than being alone... What if I don't meet someone else? I don't want to hurt his feelings... Maybe I'm not giving him a chance... Maybe I need to try harder... I don't want to clean up the mess when his heart breaks."

Guys are just as bad. Maybe even worse. Women are pathetically programmed to believe we will wilt and die if we don't have a man in our lives. We are also very good at trying to keep everyone happy, even if we have to suffer a little for it. So we can come up with all kinds of lame excuses not to leave. Guys have no such baggage. They just suddenly realize they don't like you anymore. They can't explain it and they usually won't. In fact, guys rarely come right out and dump you. They just start acting weird ("Did I say I'd call? Oh sorry, my fish died.") Until you end up having to dump them. Either way, ditching someone is dirty work. Nobody wants to be the one to tell another person that they just don't cut it anymore. Lame lines and pathetic excuses are not allowed. The direct approach is the only way to go — though there's no need for bloodshed.

It should have the whiff of honesty without the stench of truth, I was once told. I like that. Except for the real cling-ons, of course. When someone really wants to hang on, anything short of "Go away!" might be construed as "there's still a chance."

Yes, we do often hang on to people thinking that perhaps separating from them is too early, may be we did not truly try to give that who once was someone special a chance... there is always hesitation, and it is healthy to have one. What is unhealthy is to hesitate for too long. How long is too long? One would always know. Pain and troubles go away with time, one needs to suck up and do it, because there is no other way and deep down we know if there is a chance or there is none.

Relationships are not easy and there are constant up and downs. There are so many things in this world that can lead us to deviate from being faithful. It all depends on us. Where we were with one person at one time is not the same 2 years down the road. In these times everyone likes to change and yes I mean us. This is something in this day in age that is not the same as 10 years ago. People are more perpetual then they were. We have become much less tolerant of stupidity and less likely to be ignorant and this leads us to seek outside escapes and distractions.

I believe true relation..Between souls... it’s eternal...

The expiry date concept holds true for the weak ones... in which the bond between people is weaker than the demands and expectations...in this case the relation has to break.... memories are forever lasting, the physical relationship may be over but the spiritual relationship continues forever, love is beautiful....

The A to Z of 2008

A - Automobile is stated to be the wheels of the economy and these wheels had started slowing down since the beginning of the current fiscal itself. Earlier plagued by issues of high raw material costs and interest rates, now it is further stumped due to fall in demand and pile up of huge inventory, forcing companies to shut down factories.

B - Bailout could probably be the word of the year. Never did this word ever have such deep resonating depth. The US Senate passed a $ 700 billion financial market rescue package to buy troubled assets from financial institutions rocked by record home foreclosures.

C - Crude oil has been on a roller coaster ride in 2008. The price of crude soared as high as $147 a barrel in July before crashing to $33 this month. The dawning of a global recession drove demand lower in major economies and today it rules around $40 per barrel levels. Chandrayan is one moment of pride for all Indians and 2008 was a witness to that.

D - Falling stock markets, crash of realty and with no real avenue for investments, in these uncertain times, debt has a resurged as a safer haven for investment. Fixed deposits and short-term commercial papers were the flavours of the season.

E - Govt relaxed norms for External Commerical Borrowings (ECBs) for infrastructure projects. Yet, data compiled till October this year shows a 35% y-o-y drop in ECBs by domestic companies. In the case of FCCBs issued by India Inc during the same period, the drop is much sharper, at 88%.

F - RBI allowed companies to prematurely buy back their Foreign Currency Convertible Bonds (FCCBs). A good move by RBI, makes perfect economical sense, with R-Com taking the initiative.

G - If 2007 was about growth, 2008 was mostly about controlling inflation and with the global economies falling into recession, India's growth rate also slowed down. GDP, which in 2007 for 2008 was projected at levels of 9% now stands at 7-7.5%.

H – Housing sector literally collapsed through the floor this year. The boom of 2007 punctured the bubble and high interest costs, higher raw material costs and low demand pushed the sector to the brink.

I - Inflation which, threatened to touch 14% has been the single largest economic concern and through efforts of the Govt has now been reined in at levels of 6%. This has been the worst year for IPOs. T he number of public issues dropped about 63% to just 38, the lowest in four years, of which 22 were worth less than Rs.100 crore.

J - The meltdown in the global arena, is still seeing a huge unemployment in India. The number of jobless has gone up, especially in textiles, gems and jewellery, IT and in financial services.

K - For the first time in decades, the election in Kashmir saw record voting and though the result was a hung Govt, with the National Congress forming a coalition with Congress, for some time, separatism politics took a back seat.
L – Liquidity crunch is one point probably common with all the people around the world. The tight money situation has aggravated the slowdown and in some cases led to recession.

M - Ex-Nasdaq Chairman, Bernard Madoff admitted running a giant Ponzi scheme and swindled people off $50 billion. The full impact of the scam is just about tumbling out of the cupboard.

N - Tata Motors and its small car Nano which, has put India on the global map was shunted out of Singur and was given shelter in Gujarat. History was also made when India got an entry into the nuclear club .

O - Obama became the 44th President of USA is an African American, with a middle name of "Hussein" and elected by a hugely white population, breaking the racial barrier forever.

P - PSU stocks have gained popularity this year, especially PSU banking stocks. They have outperformed their private sector peers across sectors.

Q – Quality became a questionable commodity in China and the traces of melamine in baby milk have probably made the world rethink about the 'Made in China' tag.

R - Ranbaxy Laboratories , an Indian MNC has become a subsidiary of Japanese drug major Daiichi Sankyo Co. Ltd., a R&D major. News of fraud wrenched the reputation of the company, putting the Daiichi deal under a question mark. The death knell for the IPO during the year was undoubtedly Reliance Power , the losses from which investors are yet to recover, despite the bonus issue made to soothe the wounds.

S - Satyam means the truth. And Satyam Computers has defied the very name that it stands for. The exodus of independent directors and the dilution of promoters stake now points at a complete change of guard. We will await the Board Meeting of 10 th Jan to know the price Raju has paid for flouting rules of corporate governance.

T - Terror struck Mumbai, probably the worst terror attack to be ever witnessed by India. The war of words with Pakistan continues and the horror lives on.

U - The world is still reeling under the US financial crisis – huge stock market losses; plummeting home prices and a surge of foreclosures; desperate times for US automakers. Bear Stearns, Lehman, Merrill, Morgan, AIG and many more were just the tip of the iceberg.

V - Vedanta Resources plc decided not to pursue the proposed group restructuring as it was found to be detrimental to the interests of the minority shareholders.

W - Wall Street showed the biggest drop due to the ongoing recession and global economic shock. Dow Jones industrial average slumped 36.2%, which is the biggest drop since 1931 when the Great Depression sent stocks reeling 40.6%.

X – Xian became more than a word, the Chinese Olympics bedazzled the world and showed what it is capable of.

Y - Youngistan is what India is all about with 64% of the population in the age group of 15-64 years, making it one of the most productive populations in the world.

Z - Zero is the word today – Zero tolerance to terror and zero faith in the politicians of India.